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Next winner to be announced on April 1st.

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How  To

  • Jaywalk at 3am*

  • Buy designer half-off

  • Take a gap year

  • Brinner

  • Jump in the water after eating

  • Use their Subscription

  • Change careers

  • Make a phone call

  • Question authority

  • Make it yourself

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